Zee Beatty & the Socks of Doom

Hi, I'm Percy. Zee and I are having a chat about some day-to-day things, as usual, I'm trying to talk some sense into him!

If you've got a question or a comment, please feel free to join in (instructions at foot of page). Don't be shy!

12th March 2010
Dee Bee

17:09:25Facts About Afghanistan: Its Geography, Demography And Topography: http://factoidz.com/afghanistan-its-geography-demography-and-topography/
Jonas Heide Smith

17:08:31watched 1st blu-ray movie last night, 30 Days of Night. Was a bit confused by the geography
29th January 2010
Percy

15:56:35Start
08th January 2010
Tina J

14:44:42@Zee_beatty And what do you think of all this snow then?
03rd January 2010
Percy

13:00:36Always like this time of the year, there is soooo much food around and everyone shares, or at least eats messy so things fall on the floor!
Zee

12:58:30Thank god it is over again! At last it is 2010. Was again just in time with Xmas presents. why can't I do this in a more relaxed way!
23rd December 2009
Zee

10:26:19No, nothing peaceful about Christmas. People run themselves ragged trying to buy ever better presents for too many other people!
Percy

10:25:02And they all look so unhappy and so frantic! I thought Christmas was supposed to be nice time, festive and peaceful?
Percy

10:24:23Is that why so many people are running through town like mad. I see it when I am on my daily walks. With big bags they go from shop to shop.
Zee

10:22:16Yes, but you are a dog. It is different for people. The whole Beatty family is expecting presents and I can't think of anything to get them.
Percy

10:21:10I am really looking forward to my presents. They are never original though: very nice dried pigs ears, yummy, no need to be original!
Zee

10:19:28Christmas coming up in a couple of days and have hardly bought any presents. It is soooooo difficult to be original.
10th December 2009
Percy

11:31:43'Post-mortiming' is constantly doubting yourself; did you do the right thing, criticising what you have done and conclude you did it wrong.
Zee

11:25:41What do you mean 'post-mortem'?
Percy

11:25:16Having sat in with many sessions of CBT, I know that many people do as you do: post-mortem what you have done and worry about the future!
Zee

11:24:06Worried about Xmas presents, bought a SAT NAV for Liz, picture frame for Annette, little Britain DVD for Lyn and still need to buy several!
Zee

11:22:07Almost Christmas, lots of very cheerful shops, but I can't feel happy about it. With all the dark weather, just makes me more depressed!
07th December 2009
Percy

21:28:46Feeling bad is not automatic! People feel bad when they bombard their brain with thoughts and beliefs that PROMOTE bad feelings!
Zee

19:46:15You don't understand how bad it makes me feel!
Percy

19:45:28If being in boring meetings all day and having missed lunch is the worst experience EVER, then you have a blessed life!
Zee

19:44:52It is depressing, feel really rotten, keep thinking why did I have to miss lunch and why do people have these horrid meetings!
Percy

19:44:04Life really can't get any worse! Many people say that to themselves and then end up feeling depressed.
Zee

19:41:42What a day, in meetings all day, missed lunch, could not go to the gym, terrible day, life really can't get any worse!
04th December 2009
Percy

07:48:48The fear of something bad happening keeps worrying alive. People live under the illusion that if you worry enough, nothing bad will happen!
Zee

07:47:27You are so right!. If I attempt to stop worrying, I worry that I have forgotten something or that something bad will happen.
Percy

07:46:29Worrying indeed is something that many people feel compelled to do. It is almost like an addiction.
Zee

07:43:32Why would people say such thing, worrying always leaves me a nervous wreck! But I can't help myself, I feel compelled to worry.
02nd December 2009
Percy

17:03:58Many people say that worrying help to deal with the unexpected. When is the last time you said, thanks to my worries I coped better!!
Zee

17:02:29But surely worrying prepares you for all kinds of unexpected situations!
Percy

16:59:49You worry too much! worrying is one of the most useless activities humans can do. Us dogs, we don't worry. Worrying just makes you feel bad!
30th November 2009
Zee

08:38:00Yes, but I am worried now, come to think of it, I don't want to be an urban hero, doing battle with everyday stuff does not sound heroic!
Percy

08:36:39Who said anything about worry, just stated a fact, the more fame, the higher the chance is of being recognised. I like to walk alone!
Zee

08:35:01Well trust you to put a damper on it, why do you ALWAYS have to look at the downside of things. Now I am worried too!
Percy

08:33:31Hm, don't know if I like that. i just want to go for my walks and not be mobbed by fans!
Zee

08:32:44We are going to be famous! Just read that we are described as 'two modern times urban heroes doing battle with the stuff of everyday!'
28th November 2009
Percy

08:03:30Excellent, time for contemplation!
Zee

08:02:59I would have felt so embarrassed! Ah, I see what you mean, what ever happens i give it a negative slant.....
Percy

08:01:01Should and must, will make your brain go bust! And how would you have felt if she would have asked you that?
Zee

08:00:18But surely, she could have said something nice, like 'have you had an accident with your hair?', that is what she should have said!
Percy

07:59:10You want to have it both ways: it is terrible when people notice your funny hair but it is also terrible when they don't say anything!
Zee

07:57:38No, on the contrary, when I met my friend Lydia for coffee, she did not even notice, can you believe that. So depressing, no one notices me!
Percy

07:56:15Just a question have many people laughed?
Zee

07:55:30Interesting? This is terrible, a big patch on my head has much shorter hair then the rest, it looks awful. everyone will laugh!
Percy

07:54:15That must have been interesting!
Zee

07:53:45I am depressed. Guess what happened this morning! Was using an electric hair clipper to trim my sideburns and by accident scratched my head!
27th November 2009
Percy

07:50:24Well, dear Zee keep thinking in should and musts and your life will go bust!!!
Zee

07:49:46But it feels like nothing is easy, nothing happens automatic and that is how it should be, easy and automatic!
Percy

07:47:56Of course, how do you think my life would be if I just slept in my bed all day! When I go for my walks, I sniff the unsniffed! Fun!
25th November 2009
Zee

08:56:12But it should be like that certainly, if you are not happy that is wrong, people should be happy, why do we have to work for that!
Percy

08:55:02It seems that many people really believe that happiness and contentment are automatic!
24th November 2009
Zee

08:07:15Oh dear, hard work again.....
Percy

08:06:58No one said it is easy, happiness and contentment come at a price and do not happen without doing anything for it!
Zee

08:06:02But surely, that is an illness, perhaps I should see a doctor and get some pills. This all sounds so hard, having to think about my thinking
Percy

08:00:35If you LISTEN to what depressed people say, of for that matter, what you say...that is not caused by an illness, but by HABITS of thinking!
Zee

07:58:28How do you mean, it is all in the thinking? surely an illness is an illness?
Percy

07:57:52Many people think depression is an illness and really only believe in taking pills to resolve it! I think it is all in the thinking!!!
Zee

07:55:50Read something in the paper yesterday, depression is an illness, got me worried all day and night, am I depressed, am I ill?
Percy

07:54:50No not at all, justed wanted you to figure things out for yourself!
Zee

07:52:33You really must think that as well, otherwise you would not wait with answering me....
11th November 2009
Zee

16:37:03Well they would think I was lazy and incompetent. They would not want to be friends with a lazy jerk like me!
Percy

10:49:58Congratulations! you just twittered your tweet nr. 100!!! What would people think of you if you would work normal hours?
Zee

10:48:35Well I have to, can't really say no to working late, what would people think of me!
Percy

10:47:50So no rest for you! I am having another relaxed day. But why do you work so much? You are not getting paid an awful lot!
Zee

10:44:37Things to do from early morning to late, have been working late yesterday and monday and will be today!
10th November 2009
Zee

14:32:13Nothing much, they make me work too hard here in the office. Have had no time to myself!
Percy

14:27:43Hello Zee, what's up?
18th October 2009
Percy

10:44:33Long live diversity and acceptance!
Percy

10:44:27That is right, playing with other labrador dogs gets so boring. I like to play with all dogs: poodles, boxers, alsatians etc.
Zee

10:42:36Have to admit that it is very nice to see people from all over the world in my town!
Zee

10:42:18And now we should allow all people to do the same! That really is radical.
Zee

10:39:41That is some pretty radical thinking, but I get your drift. People from here went to all these countries and settled there!
Percy

10:37:49So instead of keeping people/dogs out, let's allow people/dogs to travel freely. All the things on immigration sound so nasty!
Percy

10:36:14My point exactly, it was a free world then so let's keep it a free world. We are all citizens of the world (dogs of the world!!).
Zee

10:35:13But that was different surely, our ancestors went to these countries to....well to make a living! It is a free world or not?
Percy

10:33:57But how about the people living NOW in Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, the US, Canada etc. Many have British ancestors.
Zee

10:31:54What do you mean by that? surely it is fair for the UK to protect it's borders and to keep people out who do not really belong here!
Percy

10:31:08That sounds rather unfair! Does it mean that you are going to take back all the folks who left the UK to go overseas and their descendants?
Zee

10:30:13Well the plan seems to be to prevent people from outside the UK from living here: Britain for the British!
Zee

10:27:54Did not know you were following the news? Many people are worried that the UK is getting overpopulated.
Percy

10:25:35Well done! Worries = negative predictions of the future treated as facts. Now tell me what is all this stuff in the news about immigration?
Zee

10:23:13OK, most of my worries never happen. I just imagine problems and then worry about them, AS IF IT IS CERTAIN THAT THEY WILL HAPPEN!
15th October 2009
Zee

04:30:16Well, no.....most things I worry about never happen, but they could have happened. Now you got me all confused again, I need to think.
Percy

04:28:59That is excellent, so if it is based on experience then most of these might happen worries WILL HAPPEN OR HAVE HAPPENED?
Zee

04:27:58Genuine worries are about something bad that you worry about that it might happen. Based one one's experience with life!
Percy

04:26:53Something bad REALLY happening or PREDICTING something bad might happen? See there is a difference between these two?
Zee

04:25:25Thanks, well genuine worries are when you feel stressed about something bad happening!
Percy

04:24:30Good point! Sorry you feel offended, that was not my intention. But what makes a worry genuine?
Zee

04:23:37Well, you should have known that being sarcastic is very disrespectful. Mocking my genuine worries....
Percy

04:22:36I was wondering about the long silence, thought you were busy! Not very clear communication dear Zee! Why didn't you say something?
Zee

04:20:36Well, as you have realised, I am very cross with you! You mocked my genuine concerns, that is not on!
07th October 2009
Percy

16:57:41Yes indeed (being sarcastic!): worrying is a very effective method to deal with problems. Perhaps I should try it?
Zee

16:56:35Show off! Of course you sleep well, you don't have to worry about anything. There are so many things that can go wrong!
Percy

10:41:00Should be quiet? Me, I like a bit of noise from outside, makes me realise the world still exists!
Zee

10:40:06Of course I did sleep, but I was woken up several times and I hate that! It makes me sooooo angry. It should be quiet at night!
Percy

10:39:00Sounds like you did not sleep for even one minute! I slept really well!
Zee

10:37:47Did not sleep well last night, noise from outside kept me awake all night. Feel rotten today, will make lots of mistakes and get the blame!
30th September 2009
Zee

15:39:11If I say that I can't do that you are going to ask me which irrational thoughts stop me. So will save you the trouble and have a think f ...
Percy

15:37:41So why don't you go out, walk on a busy street and sing that song you are always humming: Yesterday...
Percy

15:36:55Well, I find it liberating to sit in the middle of a room with many people around me and well do what dogs do: lick where it needs licking..
Zee

15:34:38Oh dear, I am dying of shame now. Lucky that not many people are following us. Doing something outrageous? Are you mad?
Percy

15:27:06OK, here is some advice: stop worrying and do something outrageous everyday!!! (and correct your spelling next time).
Zee

15:24:50Why do you always ask such difficult questions? If I knw why i was not happy, i would do something about it!
24th September 2009
Percy

08:34:26Good question there, how do you think you can find out? Me, I am happy most of the time!
Zee

08:33:00Being back at work is depressing, nothing ever goes right, and when I go to the gym there is the depressing TV-news, why can't I be happy?
19th September 2009
Zee

13:46:00Watched tv in the gym, all the news is so bad, makes me depressed.
Percy

13:45:06Well done, you did more than me, had a good lazy morning today!
Zee

13:43:45Went to the gym for the first time in ages, everything hurts. Very self-conscious that people might see me and think I am unfit.
17th September 2009
Percy

15:00:58Glad you figured that out by yourself!
Zee

15:00:14Honest,I really don't know what other people think and I don't even know if they are looking at me! I am staring at the floor!
Zee

14:58:57It is ok for you to have a good time, I am still struggling here with this thinking business. To go back to whether what I say is true,
16th September 2009
Percy

17:00:07Lovely day here, visited a horseriding place today, there were three other dogs and we had a good sniff, guess what they do NOTHING all day!
Zee

16:58:23Ok, let me try if I understand this: 'I think: They are all looking at me and think I am an idiot'. Is this true? Hmmm, really don't know..
15th September 2009
Percy

12:12:16A couple of questions are always helpful when I am getting upset about something: is it true what I am saying to myself and is it helpful?
Percy

11:51:09Had a really nice walk yesterday, went to the beach, lots of new sniffs to be had and the water was lovely. So how is your thinking going?
14th September 2009
Percy

09:42:47Going for a nice walk now, a bit misty here, not too hot today, so can run and enjoy myself. You can do a bit more thinking.
Percy

09:42:01Now we are getting somewhere!
Percy

09:40:33Have a think about: everyone is watching me and thinks I am an idiot. HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?
Percy

09:38:16I had hoped you would have thought a little bit about these beliefs! Probably the only true thing in there is you turning red!
Percy

09:33:35Ok, you have had more than 2 days to think about it any conclusions?
11th September 2009
Percy

13:04:57And what is your evidence that what you think is factual?
Percy

12:55:02Really does not need to be embarrassing, just check the thoughts that were 'promoting' embarrassment and check how true and helpful they are
Percy

12:52:43There you go again! It has happened to many people, you just put in the wrong code or something like that. Perhaps irritating but no worse!
10th September 2009
Percy

19:32:35I had a nice beach walk today, was not very sunny but very pleasant. You seem to be having all the bad luck in the world (!).
Zee

19:22:00Oh dear, internet had broken down, taken me ages to repair it. Holidays are really stressful.
20th August 2009
Percy

15:03:53Could have been worse you could have had an awful golf day .... and scored really badly
Zee

13:52:15see and than this happens, these tweets are too short! Only scored my best score, no improvement from last time! And still blue skies...
Zee

13:51:20You mean i have to think about the positives, they don't just come to mind. But if I feel bad, golf was terrible today, only scored my best
15th August 2009
Percy

10:16:15Hi Zee, I havent forgotten you... it sounds like you are recognising all the negative parts of the holiday.Any positives there?
12th August 2009
Zee

17:52:06On holiday now, blue skies everyday, hot, have to sit in the shade and got sun burned, the misery just does not stop, longing for rain.
Zee

17:50:50Hello, are you still there Mr. Percy, been checking the site a couple of times a day, but you seem to have forgotten me like everyone else!
07th August 2009
Zee

12:05:10About everything, the flight, forgetting things, will my colleagues at work ruin everything, will I get things done on time...
Percy

12:01:25so tell me a bit more what are you worrying about ?
Zee

11:53:58I am going on holiday on monday, worried!
Zee

08:17:09Yes, I am still here, been too busy!
Percy

08:16:18Just testing whether there is still someone out there!
03rd August 2009
Zee

15:03:59Yes I have to admit, I was scared, but that is normal, isn't it?
02nd August 2009
Percy

21:32:04Sure they can ask you anything, you have flown three times!!!! Last time you were talking about a flight, you were scared!!!!
Zee

21:31:46Well, isn't everyone scared, I mean, you are way up high in the sky and planes do crash, all these bumps and noises, IT IS SCARY!
Zee

21:28:17I am an experienced flyer, flew from New Zealand to the UK and have been to Portugal and back. So you can ask me anything!
Zee

21:25:46Friend of mine has a fear of flying suddenly, looked on the internet, many people have this problem, wonder why I don't?
30th July 2009
Percy

06:46:47Good Morning to you too! What is the problem with waking up early, you just have more time to do stuff!
Zee

06:43:21Again woke up early, will be tired today, another wasted day!
27th July 2009
Zee

08:26:54Now you tell me Mr. Percy, how can you react rationally to that!!!!
Zee

08:26:29What a world we live in, just read in the paper that a policeman is being taken to court because he swore at a person who attacked him!
26th July 2009
Zee

16:24:35Been sooo busy, first day had time to relax and guess what it is a rainy day, why is the whole world against me?
23rd July 2009
Percy

03:52:52Try and put things in perspective: you did very well getting fixing our website, you also are awake now that is not the end of the world.
Zee

03:50:07Ok then, but why can't I sleep? Horrible to be awake in the middle of the night, tomorrow will be terrible!
Percy

03:48:39Ouch, can't really give you a compliment! You did well fixing the problem and it is ok to be pleased with that!
Zee

03:47:22Well, just luck really, tried a few things and asked some advice, nothing to be proud off. It should not have happened in the first place!
Percy

03:44:30Back on line, well done Zee, I knew you would crack the problem!
Zee

03:42:07Oh dear, computer problems and not been able to post anything, are you still there?
18th July 2009
Percy

06:30:21So she thought you were funny! What did you make of that?
Zee

06:28:41Woke up early, last day of the conference, big dinner yesterday, was sitting next to a spanish colleague, Silvia, she thought I was funny!
17th July 2009
Zee

13:05:07It is easy for you to say all these things, you are not exposed to all these people's critical eyes. Good to hear from you!
Zee

09:13:28Another day, have not heard from Percy, everyone always forgets me. Saw a pen lying on the floor, terrible waste!
Percy

09:12:12Have you forgotten what we talked about: mindreading, catastrophising, fortune telling ALL LEAD TO TROUBLE (=feeling bad)!
16th July 2009
Zee

11:33:01Again sitting in the middle of a lecture theatre, no one ever talks to me, must be because of the smelly T-shirt.
Zee

10:32:00No one has asked me about the pens yet. Nervous!
Zee

10:31:25Getting busier in the lecture hall, people sitting next to me, listening to Dave Richards, telling to be smart with informatics.
Percy

09:16:59Oh, yes and your T-shirt may be smelly and people may think you stink, but if it is there as hot as here, everyone will be smelly later on!!
Percy

09:15:19Well, for the record, the pens were my idea, but happy to let the credit fall on your shoulders, to err is human to forgive is doglike!!
Zee

09:13:02Another day at the conference, of course brought not enough clothes, had to wash my discombobulated T-shirt. People will think I smell.
15th July 2009
Joe Jones

14:38:10@zee_beatty what are you guys talking about? What pens?
Percy

14:13:05So now it was your idea!!
Zee

14:12:09And, guess what some people mentioned that they thought the slogan on the pens was funny. Now that was a good idea of me!!!
Percy

14:11:09See, people are looking at your T-shirt, not a problem with the our website. I just noticed your forgot to take a few copies of our book!
Zee

14:08:54Oh dear, just had lunch, some people talked to me, asking what discombobulated meant. Felt proud to be able to explain it!
Zee

12:49:52What if they know? Of course they know, my career is ruined, my life is over....why I ever agreed to this twittering....
Percy

12:48:12You are mindreading again! If people look at you it is because of the T-shirt you are wearing: discombobulated! And what if they know?
Zee

12:46:35idiot! who would put such a stupid slogan on the pens and than advertise the website, I think I can't stay for the conference, I going home!
Zee

12:45:25I have now left the toilet and think that everyone is looking at me. THEY KNOW IT IS ME. I can see it in their eyes, they all think I am an
Percy

12:42:29Your knickers are still twisting! Ever since you read Allistair Campbell's book on the Blair years you keep using that word!!!
Zee

12:40:44Your knickers are still twisting! Ever since you read Allistair Campbell's book on the Blair years you keep using it!
Zee

12:39:06really completely and utterly discombobulated!!!
Zee

12:37:58Easy for you to say. I am here at the conference and people will know that I have done these pens with the rude slogan. How awful, I feel
Percy

12:33:08Don't get your knickers in a twist! You are catastrophising again! All this irrational thinking just makes you unhappy!
Zee

12:30:50YOU USED MY CREDIT CARD!!! Oh, what if it is overspent, I can't stand this, you are really embarrassing me, still hiding in the toilet!
Percy

10:25:47And with these pens (hope you don't mind, but used your credit card to pay fr them!) everyone who really counts knows about us!
Percy

10:24:58Don't hide, people might even come up to you and ask about me!!! The idea is for people to join in with the conversation!
Zee

10:12:25Oh, dear I see what you mean, but now everyone knows about this conversation, this is terrible, humiliating, I am going to hide...
Zee

09:04:27What pens? What have you done now!!!
Percy

09:00:01Just had a nice walk in the rain, love to roll in the wet grass! Enjoy the rain, singing in the rain and all that! Seen the pens yet?
Zee

08:56:08And got WET!!!! walking to the conference. Very self-conscious standing in line all wet, while all the others looked happy and dry.
Zee

08:54:55Another day, and it rains again. At a conference in Exeter and was stupid enough NOT to stay at the conference venue!
12th July 2009
Percy

20:40:34You can't see that by focusing on the negatives you miss out on a lot of fun: you were with friends, had a nice meal and went to a concert!
Zee

20:39:41Nothing in the weekend was as it should be: it rained, had to walk in the rain, music was too loud, there were three cats in the house!
Zee

20:37:35Terrible weekend, completely exhausted, life is really awful. Terrible traffic jam for at least 30 minutes, felt like hours.
Percy

20:35:46Poor Zee, he has told me all about it and can't stop moaning!
Percy

20:34:23What an exhausting weekend, traffic jams, got wet in the rain, everything went wrong!. You have such an easy life!
Percy

12:14:44Just been snoozing on the couch, it is a dog's life!!!
11th July 2009
Percy

14:44:11Dog tired, Liz took me to the pub with her friend yesterday evening, all gin and tonics and had to help her find her way home, but fun!
10th July 2009
Zee

18:59:24Yes, the weather predictions are for rain. Bet we will get stuck in a trafficjam on the M25, it will all be horrible!
Percy

18:53:12Weekend! Going to be exiting, first a day in the countryside with uncle Richard and aunt Annette! Treats galore!!!
09th July 2009
Zee

06:29:32Well, it is getting weekend again and the weather is deteriorating, why can't it be nice when I have my days off, bet it will rain !
Percy

06:27:38Good Morning another bright new day, luckily not so hot, gave me an itch.
08th July 2009
Percy

20:41:11Well, I was not bitching, merely saying that any human who does not have a dog as a life companion clearly is retarded in some way?
Percy

20:38:31Well, he did not own a dog, so how could he have been a genius! And than when he held his child outside the window of the hotel in Berlin!!
Percy

20:32:53Well, you have to feel sorry for Zee, he works so hard and then he can't enjoy himself! Did you do what I said and take a break each hour?
Zee

11:21:09Oh, I am having a terrible morning, can't get the new computer to work, my videoconference went all wrong and you are just having a ball!!
Percy

08:37:26See now you are getting stressed again, making mountains out of molehills! Why don't you work for an hour and than chill out for 10 minutes!
Zee

08:35:13GRRRRRR
Zee

08:35:06Well, there it did it again, trying to say something and not enough space, I think this is not going to work, wll you laze around I HAVE TO
Zee

08:33:58I am really disgusted by that. How can you accept your own lazy behaviour. Working hard is healthy,
Percy

07:44:31Well I had a hard day yesterday so today I am going to be busy with breathing and lazing around, you could try it sometimes!
Zee

07:37:00Yes, you have the easy life, while i have to work constantly, no rest...
Percy

07:34:02Today is going to be a nice and lazy day. Still recovering from getting soaked yesterday.
07th July 2009
Joe Jones

16:42:12@mr_percy isn't it a good thing to be self-conscious? Surely it makes you behave properly
30th June 2009
Zee

12:31:41@Mr_Percy I see.
Zee

11:13:14@Mr_Percy But...
Percy

10:33:00@Zee_Beatty It doesn't matter. If they don't like you, they'll go somewhere else. Who cares?
Zee

10:32:31@Mr_Percy But they might not like me being myself!!
Percy

10:32:05@Zee_Beatty Zee, stop it! Just talk normally. Be yourself.
Zee

10:31:28Ahem. Greetings to all you Internet Users. I would like to begin by saying how pleased I am to be here this morning. Thank you for visiting
Percy

10:29:01@Zee_Beatty Hello?
Percy

10:28:46@Zee_Beatty Zee?
Percy

10:27:37@Zee_Beatty About seven million
Zee

10:26:18@Mr_Percy Oh, I see. Well... how many of them are there?
Percy

10:25:50@Zee_Beatty People CAN see us, Zee - anyone with a Twitter account
Zee

10:25:04@Mr_Percy Wow! This is brilliant. Thank goodness nobody can see me though, I typed a load of rubbish back there!
Percy

10:24:32@Zee_Beatty And Zee, turn CAPS LOCK off - it looks like you're shouting!
Percy

10:23:28@Zee_Beatty You only have space for 140 characters in your message, so try and get straight to the point.
Zee

10:21:55@MR_PERCY OK. WHY DID IT CUT ME OFF JUST WHEN I WAS STILL TYPING? I WAS JUST GETTING TO THE MAIN THING THAT I WANTED TO SAY WHEN I RAN OUT O
Percy

10:20:42@Zee_beatty Yes! You can talk back to me, too - Just type @mr_percy before your message
Zee

10:19:57..doesn't work either. Oh Percy, you're talking to me
Percy

10:19:12@Zee_Beatty Zee, calm down.
Zee

10:18:39Hello? Hello? Has this worked? That picture doesn't even look like me. Where's the BACK button? Why is this stupid box so small, I can't fit
Percy

10:16:29@Zee_Beatty OK, let me know when you've got your Twitter account set up

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